The third and final Patreon-exclusive episode, originally published Nov 30, 2023.

Backlist: It's National Novel Writing Month! Hope everyone has had a satisfying and productive NaNo! Since we're hopefully balls deep in some deeply angsty writing project, we decided to take a break from our Melissa Marr season to do something a little silly and light. And by silly and light we of course mean spending almost two hours LOOKING DEEP WITHIN OUR SOULS FOR UNDERSTANDING with the help of Alloy Entertainment and their Real Human Author Tucker Shaw. This month we're reading WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE (published 2001), a book of extremely '00s personality quizzes designed to help teen readers understand their True Selves.

So naturally we had to try them out - for ourselves, and some of our favorite fictional teens.

Chill: Nothing fancy this week, just kicking back with some Great Lakes Brewing Co. Edmund Fitzgerald Porter (Ollie) and pineapple wine (Cyna).

Intro theme - "Let It In" by Josh Woodward.

(1h 47m. Content Warning: Profanity, alcohol consumption, sexually explicit and generally extremely filthy language.)