* King Sausage Fingers, a Royal Goose, Ford Field fights, Ray J v. Kim K, Ann Arbor's Peeping Tom, 9/11 anniversary of John & Rochelle, Hinck-dog's fan club, Stuttering John blocks Drew, Trudi's vacation to Cracker Barrel, and Drew hates everything on TV.* Trudi has returned tether-free from her Cracker Barrel vacation in Pure Michigan with her lover, Dee. We recall our tales from Mackinac Island. Trudi found an Autoblow 2000.* 9/11: 60 Minutes aired a powerful piece. David Hogg asks what life was life before 9/11. John Oliver took a shot at Law & Order. It was the anniversary of John leaving the table early.* A repeat serial Peeping Tom is busted filming people on the toilet in Ann Arbor.* Drew HATES Mash & its theme song.* Sports: Texas A&M has the funniest comedians. App State goes wild after their upset. Michigan's next opponent is UConn. MSU takes on Washington this weekend. Gisele tweeted so we all know that her and Tom Brady are ok. Cowboys fans rained garbage down on Dak Prescott after his injury.* Royal News: Meghan Markle snubbed by a subject. #GoHomeMeghan was trending. She's being rude to staff. Prince Andrew was heckled. He also goosed his own daughter.