The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente crash into Episode 64 of the Dead by Daylight podcast that nobody asked for, after Elgato's trash webcam software turned a week of recordings into unlistenable static nightmares. This gaming podcast disaster spirals from Hulk Hogan childhood trauma into Dead by Daylight's catastrophic 9.1.0 update before diving face-first into The Twins killer lore:

• Five failed Dead by Daylight podcast recordings because Elgato Face Cam Pro's software is apparently coded by lobotomized hamsters
• Controversial Hulkamania eulogy—separating the racist Terry Bollea from the leg drops that raised us
• Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0 Bug Festival: BHVR kill-switches entire maps, Walking Dead music copyright-bombs streamers, Michonne screams include dev commentary, right-side staircases become quicksand
• Toxic F---ing News Gets Four Remixes while our Dead by Daylight podcast AI generates medieval demon twin anthems
• Escalator rage solutions: breathe heavy like Myers, mumble Italian threats, then Victor-launch yourself over slow tourists
• The Twins Dead by Daylight Lore Part 1: 17th-century France witch trials, Charlotte's "foot baby" brother, hide-and-seek from Christian mobs, mama's execution BBQ special
• Dead by Daylight character origins exposed: Vittorio's secretly Italian but Nicky still mains Ace from Venezuela/Argentina/wherever

Nicky's Body Count (Dead by Daylight Podcast Edition):

• 5 recordings murdered by Elgato's audio crimes
• 1 wrestling icon we're legally allowed to mourn
• 400+ useless AI troubleshooting tips for our gaming podcast setup
• 9.1.0 Dead by Daylight bugs (still counting)
• 4 Toxic News remixes seeking perfection
• 1 "medieval funeral dirge trap" outro genre
• 2 escalator assault techniques endorsed
• 17th-century witch hunters needing Victor's ankle destruction
• Charlotte's chest-mounted "foot baby" brother
• 0 Italian employees at BHVR (Nicky checked)
• 1 mother's flesh dripping like forbidden BBQ
• ∞ reasons Dead by Daylight stays broken

Gaming podcast continues next week with The Twins Deep Dive Part 2—unless BHVR patches the whole game out of existence.