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Ever wondered what happens when a hobby horse enthusiast confronts the real equestrian world? When Teri received a DM from a horse riding school offering a free lesson, she assumed they'd seen her viral hobby horsing videos. The looks on their faces when we trotted into the stable, dressed in full cowboy attire with a toy horse on a stick... suggested otherwise.

In a long story short, Ben sucked at horse riding.

The day only grew more absurd as we continued our Melbourne adventures in full cowboy gear, and discovered the injustice of an $8 sausage.

Our conversation spiraled into increasingly bizarre territory, from Teri's recent Ouija board obsession to a revealing game of Two Truths and a Lie. Did Ben really get attacked by a wombat? Did Teri actually hang out with Steve Aoki in his pajamas and receive an invitation to go Pokemon card shopping? And who's telling the truth about their horse riding skills?

Giddy up.