Each week, Kenny Porkrind drags you kicking and screaming through the real-life crime sprees, snack-cake standoffs, lawnmower chases, and reptile-related incidents that make Florida the punchline of America. It’s like Dateline, if everyone involved was barefoot, shirtless, and possibly armed with nunchucks. Expect true headlines, zero accountability, and one man’s unfiltered journey into the swamp-brained soul of the Sunshine State.