It's almost a great day with Doug, as he researched the wrong day to start the episode. Whoops.

Other than that, Alice laments the times of her class/grass conscious youth while Doug experiences his first conscious bout of xenophobia.

It's also "It Went Terribly" week, so they correct some stuff, explain some things, and undoubtedly get everything else wrong.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hello Kitty is not a girl, not yet a kitten

- If not Chuck E. Cheese, where can teens go to play with balls these days?

- George Washington's fake teeth - wooden or just wine stained?

- A regretful amount of fart talk

- Vienna sausage trickery