My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess.
This podcast might be for you if:
-You’re in college
-You’re bored
-You’re procrastinating
-You have OCD
-You love New Mexico
-You have no discernible life direction
-You like to learn
-You like stories
-You hate grapefruits
-You love oatmeal
-You’re sexually confused
-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week
-You’re religiously skeptical
-You like insects
-You like wildlife
-You’re gluten free
-You have periods
-You don’t have periods
-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand
-You are my age
-You’re a dumb high schooler
-You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb
-You hate karaoke
-You’re on medication
-You’re seeing a therapist
-You’re interested in mental health
-You love dogs
-You love cats
-You are terrified of kangaroos

This podcast is definitely not for you if:
-You like grapefruits