Hi everybody. It's me, Christina. I'm transcribing all the chapters of my blog "It's Taking a Long Time To Become Famous..." in this fun, awkward podcast. (Reading out loud alone is weird.) So if you lost your glasses, are busy driving or just straight up can't read, now you can listen to my soon-to-be memoir like an audio book. Oh and if you've already read it, there is some ad-libbing for your pleasure. So here we go. Chapter One...