Matt Abma from the Outer Leaf is recording with us. This episode is sponsored by Abma's laptop.

Joe talks about listening to a boring morning radio about fishing. This gets Keith and Joe angry because they aren't on FM but Fishermen Fred is.

Keith and Joe then talk about the #YesAllWomen hashtag from Memorial Day. They read some shooter's manifesto and realize he was a whiny dork who shouldn't have gotten laid.

Keith and Joe then defend the hot men and women of Jones Beach who are too busy having sex to know who we fought in the Revolutionary War.