Viewers, have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with them? Well that's what happened to me and editing this episode, I just loved editing it so much it came out like four months late. But all love is fleeting, and in the end even this affair must end. So enjoy a highly romantic episode about Hallmark original movies that sound a lot like pornos.

The Blurbs This Week
Growing the Big One / Emma and the Giant Pumpkin - "Depending on the standards of the community you live in, there will be some light vore."
The Good Place / Un-Harrowed - "Are we talking about training for the transcendence of the soul? Or just like, the Buddhist hell of being skinned alive?"
The Beautiful Beast / Moon Lusters - "He'll run into a ski lift pole right in the wang."
Super Dark Times / The Banana Split - "It's my liver now!"