On this week’s episode, Queen Jan is back to debrief on another week in her life with Luke.

And while Luke is preparing for an honour in Stoke, Jan is being sent d*ck pics(!) Don’t worry though, that’s probably the worst part of Jan’s new found fame, as there’s no real trolls lurking in the Hamnett inboxes - we love to see it!

In other news, everyone knows that the Heartbeat theme tune means it’s time for Sunday night bath and bed. Oh and also, Jan hates cats. You’re welcome. x