Remember what it was like being a kid in 1977 and seeing Star Wars for the first time?  Talk about "A Long Time Ago...!"  Even if you're not quite THAT old, one thing's for sure: if you've got kids, they weren't around back then and probably missed out on the thrill of this timeless space saga.  I can help!  Let me deftly handle the storytelling duties, complete with voices and sound effects (spare yourself the embarrassment, I got this!) and a touch of music, and all you need is your child's imagination to complete the journey.  Oh, a working pair of speakers or headphones might help, too!  Let's play in a galaxy far, far away...