In this episode: we do not know catholicism, Fiona's guide to horse bone judgment, we reach out to the straight community with a question,  the mystery of the lodge family aunts, the hosts of mumsy loudly state speculation on which three three riverdale actors have fucked on a beach holiday, fictonal couples we'd join,   Fiona finds a way to crinkle and rustle that davide can't edit around, davide gets passive aggressive in episode description,, davide literally forgets how we end episodes
and shockingly....no cheryl???