In this episode of NOONer with Adam, “I'm Just a Cheeky Excitable Boy" - we celebrate a milestone, the 10th episode of the show! The champagne is poppin'! Getting right into it, Adam watched the Mr. Rodgers documentary, "Won't You Be My Neighbor", and he felt no emotion whatsoever. Zero heartstrings were tugged. There's a little more talk of the new Impostered Legends sketch series, "Art Gallery", as episodes 1 - 4 are now online.Given the nature of this milestone show, Adam has a big announcement, as he proclaims that will be entering the world of modeling. He's decided that despite what society has been saying for years, he can now in fact be model, as American Eagle has launched their "regular people models" campaign. Which is great! Adam pours over the clothing companies website, and the vast array of different female models that are representing the brand. There's female models of all different shapes and sizes, some with skin disorders. Models in wheelchairs. Models with colostomy bags. And, they're all in their underwear. However, Adam is appalled at the fact the male models are still "standard hot dude models", and this is an injustice. He feels it should be equal, and that he should be able to bring his husky thiccness to the model game for American Eagle. He is beginning his campaign for "American Equal" - and wants his shot to be an American Eagle model. More to come!In this week’s edition of “C’MON WISCONSIN, REALLY???” we cover a troubling tweet that the Lieutenant Governor sent out urging all Wisconsinites to practice better bathroom habits and actually flush the toilets. That's right, a politician had to make a public statement because she was encountering so many un-flushed toilets throughout the state. This is the very that this segment exists. It's the definition of "C'mon On, Wisconsin, Really?" And, of course, Adam shares his horrified hatred of public bathrooms.Moving along, we get into a little "Top 5" piece, as Adam addresses the fact that "NOONer with Adam" could eventually fail or cease to be, but he has several options lined up for new podcasts that he can start. Thus, we go through, "The Top 5 Potential Niche Podcasts I'll Start If This Show Fails".It's time for "HEADLINE NEWS SLAM POETRY"! This week’s topics include: A Tropical STD that is causing genitals to rot away. There's now a Drake themed Monopoly game. Reverse mohawk haircuts are apparently now a thing. And, miniature horses are accepted onto Southwest Flights.Cracking on, we go deep inside a "Kentucky Rattlesnake Church", and explore part 1 of this documentary that exposes some real redneck shit. We observe, dissect, and cover all aspects of these backwoods people, and their religious snake handling ways. Definitely a true highlight! Spoiler alert: things don't go well for minister Cody after he's bitten by a poisonous snake during a service. Does he make it? Who knows? But, we'll pick up with part 2 next week.There you have it… that’s episode 10.