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Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes.

We kick things off with:
🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy, and questionable camera angles
🏓 Where the hell did pickleball come from? One minute it's nowhere, the next it's your uncle’s entire personality
🍑 BBLs & BB...BCCs? We don’t know either. And frankly, we regret it.
🖋️ Chris got some new ink and thinks it makes him deep now

Then it takes a turn:
📺 The most annoying TV character of all time? We name names, and some of them might hurt your childhood
 📖 David signs yet another Bible in a hotel room. Autograph reads: “Thanks for reading my book – Jesus”
 🫧 “What’s a Bubbly?”—an Urban Dictionary rabbit hole we now can’t un-know
 🐨 Koalas: Cute, cuddly, and apparently STD-ridden

Also in this chaos:
🥾 Chris recaps his camping trip, which included fire, sweat, and zero survival skills
🔊 A round of “What’s the first thing you think of?” featuring phrases like “candle wax” and “Nickelback”
👨‍🎤 Male bonding at the tattoo parlor... the only place where it’s socially acceptable to cry and fart at the same time

And because we can’t behave:
🔍 Whistleblowers, Deepthroat, and the internet’s collective immaturity
🧠 Are You a Psychopath? (Spoiler: probably.)
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Alcohol, as therapy.
💸 AskReddit – You get $1 million, but your last Google search is your new job. Hope you Googled “How to fake your own death” recently.
🧓 AskReddit – When did you first realize you were middle-aged? Bonus points if it involved back pain or a Costco hot dog.

Plus:
📺 “He Who Must Not Be Named” has been cast... and we’re already preparing for disappointment
👧 Chris’s girlfriend’s toddler named one of her dolls Keisha… so naturally, Chris named the other one Jamal. Because white girls raising queens need balance.

If this episode had a spirit animal, it’d be a koala with an STD and a lower-back tattoo. Tune in, pour up, and remember: if you Google “is it normal to cry while camping,” that’s your new job now.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:24 – COLDPLAY KISS-CAM
5:17 – WHERE DID PICKLEBALL COME FROM!?
7:06 – B.B.L.'s & B.B.B.C.C's
9:55 – CHRIS’S NEW INK
14:13 – WHO’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV CHARACTER OF ALL-TIME?
16:09 – THANKS FOR READING MY BOOK
16:42 – WHAT’S A BUBBLY?
18:31 – INFECTED KOALAS
20:17 – TEXAS & TIPPING
24:58 – CHRIS’S CAMPING RECAP
33:13 – FIRST THING YOU THINK OF
37:44 – MALE BONDNG
39:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
44:45 – WHISTLEBLOWER
46:10 – ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH? 
51:30 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
56:38 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS, BUT THE LAST THING YOU GOOGLED IS YOUR JOB NOW, WHAT ARE YOU?
1:00:11 – EPSTEIN & THE ESPYS
1:02:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WERE YOU DOING THE DAY YOU REALIZED YOU’VE HIT MIDDLE AGE? 
1:07:52 – HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED
1:10:09 – KEISHA & JAMAL
1:11:50 – OUTRO

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