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Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes.

We kick things off with:
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions
🏈 Chris officially declares himself an Ohio State fan solely because his girlfriend is. (We’re not saying he’s whipped, but…)
🫠 The Prune Conspiracy: if they’re just dried plums, why do we say “pruney” when we’ve had too much water?
🦷 Do teeth have a taste, or are we just too used to our own mouths?

From there, we spiral into chaos:
📞 How did people even plan class reunions before social media—carrier pigeon?
💧 Five liquids you wish you could shoot out of your fingers
🍺 Beer Math: have you personally cleared 7,400 beers in your lifetime?

Then it gets sunny:
🚤 Designing the perfect boat day (celebs, drinks, activities—the works)
🍹 Storytime: that legendary Red Eyes Dock Bar trip with the boys
📈 We now have over 25,000 followers across all socials, which is… concerning

Plus:
🎬 Guessing LadBible’s Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century (and getting irrationally mad at the list)
🏟️ Washington D.C. Sports Draft – picking the all-time greats like we’re building the Avengers
📱 David’s new marketing hack: send spam texters our YouTube link, then block them

And of course, the unhinged hypotheticals:
💰 Would you rather $1 per step or 10 seconds added to your life per step?
🪳 Would you rather find thousands of roaches in your attic or one human? (The human gets picked more than it should.)
📦 Chris’s shorts get delivered to a neighbor who can’t be bothered to walk 200 feet—are they the villain?
🎂 Birthday shoutouts (sorry in advance)
🛠️ AskReddit – Industries that only exist because people are stupid
🥤 Celsius drink recall… because they accidentally shipped them with White Claw inside
📟 90’s/2000’s trends that would absolutely baffle kids today (RIP dial-up tones)

This episode is part beer-fueled philosophy, part petty neighbor drama, and part evidence that we should never be in charge of actual laws.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:32 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
6:09 – A NEW ALLEGIANCE
9:15 – BACK TO THE PRUNES
11:00 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
13:03 – WHAT DO TEETH TASTE LIKE?
15:28 – CLASS REUNIONS
18:43 – FINGER LIQUIDS
21:36 – POUR CHOICES FOR PRESIDENT
23:27 – OVER/UNDER 7,400 BEERS?
26:06 – THE PERFECT BOAT DAY
32:30 – THE HUNT FOR RED EYES
35:48 – WE’RE VIRAL!
37:45 – TOP 100 MOVIES OF THE 21ST CENTURY
46:30 – WASHINGTON D.C. SPORTS DRAFT
52:58 – MARKETING HACK
55:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 
58:43 – GOING POSTAL
1:06:04 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT INDUSTRY ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID?
1:15:10 – TOTAL RECALL
1:15:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHA’S A 90’S/2000’S TREND THAT WOULD BAFFLE KIDS TODAY? 
1:24:11– WORD ASSOCIATION
1:25:14 – OUTRO 

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