Let's not beat around the bush -  Eva and Fella are sloshed. Properly sloshed. 

This ep was recorded during the festive period so there's a lot of port guzzling, cackles and hippo chat (it ain't Xmas unless there's some hippo chat).

In the midst of all that there's some serious Doc Marten bashing. 

Because guess what - those boots are about as tough as rice pudding.  And Fella's fed up with the false advertising. Her trotters need support, god dammit!

If your Doc Martens have done you an absolute dirty, please send us pics -
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@redredwhinepod on twitter 

But be sure to pour yourself a boot-full of booze and tuck into the ep.

MUCH LOVE