Facebook gets tangled up in a very French misunderstanding, Alice lusts after caterpillar-shaped cake, and Chris complains about tea, real estate agents, and tea again. 

Plus, rabbit theft, very white paint, and Brad Pitt kissing a child. 

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Freestyle Rap instrumental by Vintageman Produkcja