What happens when you wake up on your first morning living in Spain and you realise you might just have made the biggest mistake of your life?

What's it like to live just a few kilometres from the Mar de Plástico and how do they grow those delicious strawberries so cheaply?

This is our real life, in real Spain. Ten years of adventures since swapping our glorious Victorian House in leafy Essex for a tiny flat in a wild Andalusian village. I was once a Radio Producer in London, not a great one.

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