You guysssssss, guess whaaaaat?? We’re basically back! We are thrilled to share the long lost Popeye segment recorded in a special tin can! Forget everything you THOUGHT you knew about Popeye the Sailor Man! Lindy is bringing justice to a long-forgotten character who is ACTUALLY the reason that little freak is so strong.

We also share a mysterious file titled SPIDERS that Lindy and Meagan too are hearing for the first time! Spider-fearing vegans sound off in the comments but be nice because remember we do not like PETA but we DO like you so long as you’re nice to us!!!!

But before we get into that…a mini bonus tiding we’re calling VOLE PATROL. What shall we name this slow little guy???

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NEXT WEEK WE’LL BE BACK FOR REAL FOR REAL! CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT??? 

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