While Sam goes on a date, Justin, Craig, and Matt struggle to fill airtime with the indelicacy of planet classification, alarming amounts of sperm, and a definitive answer to the age old question: who is the greatest american rock band of all time?

These are the articles we talk about:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/pluto-planet-class-nasa-new-horizons-space-a8340891.htmlhttps://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero