* The Detroit Lions are back, Eli Zaret stops by, the Queen is still dead, Tommy Lee on OnlyFans, Bill Maher is worried about men, Kyle Rittenhouse: TikTok Star, Drew's Top Gun 2 review, and self-identifying Mensa members.* The Detroit Lions lose because the Philadelphia Eagles have a better QB.* Eli Zaret drops by to recap NFL Week 1, cover Michigan's win over Hawaii, Scott Frost fired from Nebraska, MSU over Akron, MLB's changing shift rules, Le'Veon Bell vs Adrian Peterson and more.* Queen Elizabeth: The UFC booed her. The NFL honored her. Everything else is really boring. King Charles is already a tyrant. Phoebe Bridgers takes shots at her. Kanye West buries all of his beefs over her death.* Drew wades into the Stuttering John world by putting up $2,500 towards John's sketchy chemo fundraiser if StuJo can prove to be smarter than Anthony Cumia.* Drew's mom was a tough date. Some people are saying Drew was the VIP of VPI.* Kyle Rittenhouse and his new girlfriend are doing cringey TikTok videos.* David Hogg is on the speaking circuit and coming to Alma College.