Danger Will Robinson!

Alice has a story about a somewhat defective clock shaped heart purse. Or a heart purse in a clock. Or a ...purse heart clock. Whatever the case, Doritos and Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor are somehow involved.

Elsewhere, there's something in Doug's hair, and he can't take the heat outside as well as his septuagenarian neighbor. But at least he has his incredible height?

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do NBA players put in their purses?

- An attempt at being a Boy II Man

- Are people too protective of their fabric scissors?

- A terrible name for a bicycling competition

- How old were you when your grandparents gave you your first yard sale nudie mags?