In this episode of NOONer with Adam, “Drunk at an Old Country Buffet" - Adam is so stoked to put on a fun, high-energy show, so that he can make up for last week's ep. Right from the jump there's exciting news to discuss as there is an new sketch series that Impostered Legends have released. It's called "Art Gallery" and the first hilarious episodes are now available at ImposteredLegends.com for your viewing pleasure!There's random talk of a busy afternoon and Adam's encounter with a Russian mail order bride Uber driver. Also, Adam is debating starting the "5:30 AM Challenge" in order to wake up earlier and get more done in the day. But... the prospective of that happening at the moment isn't looking great.Another week, another fetish documentary is observed with plenty of play-by-play commentary. This time, we take a look at "Feederism", "Feeders", "Feedies" and their food-loving kink. The woman in the relationship eats and eats, with the goal of becoming immobile. Their glutenous lifestyle is broken down in very makefunable, sensible portions. Going from the talk about "Feeders" there's the near flawless transition into the topic of the YouTube craze, "Mukbang" where a person eats a ton of food on camera while addressing an audience. These videos are racking up millions of views. Adam is disgusted that people are making money creating these videos, as they're essentially being paid to eat. He is also a bit jealous.In this week’s edition of “C’MON WISCONSIN, REALLY???” we cover the fact that Wisconsin dogs are killers. Saliva from dogs has been linked to two brutal cases in Wisconsin, one where a man had to have his limbs amputated, and one woman lost her life. Adam rants that dogs aren't so great, and now they're starting to turn on humans. There's nothing worse than someone being obsessed with their dog, and now we're starting to see that dogs aren't so great.Cracking on, we get into our first ever "FAN MAIL" segment. This week there's a couple of emails that Adam received from listeners. Coincidentally both from the Ukraine, and it's a little odd that they wrote the show and essentially told Adam about themselves, and their relationship status, more than actually comment on the show or made mention of why they're fans... But, still, shoutouts to Olga and Snezhana! Thanks for listening! If you'd like to write the show, please send a message to noonerwithadam@gmail.comGetting into "SHOWER BEER THOUGHTS OF THE DAY", Adam ponders a wide variety of topics, and asks out loud, questions like, "Was there a person named Rosetta Stone that was fluent in speaking every language ever?" and "What is the difference between mayonaisse and aioli?"It's time for "HEADLINE NEWS SLAM POETRY"! This week’s topics include: An expensive Ramen Noodle heist. Aretha Franklin passes away. A woman unknowingly had a contact lens stuck in her eye for 28-years. Drinking Redbull and vodka is now scientifically proven to lead to starting fights. And, a sewage tanker truck crashes into a pool.To round out the show, in the segment, "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!?", Adam disects the film, "Tokasikajuttu" aka "The Punk Voyage". This documentary is about a thrash gutter-punk band from Finland, where the members are comprised of four adults with special needs. It documents their hardships and successes in their last couple years of performing. This foreign film is a unique watch, especially without subtitles. So, Adam noted all of the highlights of the film, and beginning to end, he eloquently recounts and discusses everything (literally everything) that happens in this movie. All this so that you don't have to see it for yourself - although, you probably should watch "The Punk Voyage".There you have it… that’s episode 9.